
Atlanta Falcon John Abraham has 13 sacks, two forced fumbles, an interception and now a terrible driving experience accomplished in his 2010 season. The defensive end was in his car going to practice when the snow in Atlanta decided to take him off the road. Wait, there’s snow in Atlanta? And it’s not coming from Young Jeezy?
Atlanta Falcons DE John Abraham had a hairy ride to the team’s walkthrough ahead of Atlanta’s matchup against the Green Bay Packers.
Abraham was a passenger in a four-door sedan that skidded off I-985 into a ditch while he was reporting to work on Monday morning. Fortunately, no one was injured.
…
Fellow defensive lineman and Montana native Kroy Biermann saw his 6-foot-4, 263 pound teammate from South Carolina stranded on the side of the road, stopped and pulled Abraham’s car from the ditch. -Examiner.com.
Maybe I’m a bad person for this, but as a New England resident, I find Atlanta’s struggles with half a foot of snow to be hilarious. We get dumps of snow pretty regularly and either drive through it or, get this, STAY HOME. Obviously, Abraham doesn’t have that option since he’s an NFL player, but this video fully encapsulates how I think everyone in Atlanta’s driving right now.


“John Abraham had a hairy ride”
He was riding Khloe Kardashian?
Ron Donald!
Come on. You can’t lay salt on the roads down here without the bathtub-crankers trying to smoke it. It’s not called Methlanta for nothing.
the post needs some SEC Rebal! Where you at, boy?
Wait, there’s snow in Atlanta?
There is now that Jamal Anderson went away.
Y’all a bunch of dum sumabiches, that ain’t naw reel snow, thats sum yanky bowlshit. I wach the telovishion I see them there blu arrows on my wether chanel, dam yanky bassturds dun think I don’t kno what that meens… I know you dun sent that snow dawn here. Yanky terroism what it be. Naw you cain send all the snow yall want, nevr bring dawn my ayeseesee!!!1 tigors all the way!!!! We dun did it.
God I love the SEC Rebal.