We all laugh when one person messes up at the start of a race, but what happens if EVERYONE messes up the start of the race? Observe the above video and find out.
Flozell Adams is impressed with that false start.
I also like how whoever was in charge decided not to just restart the whole race but make them adapt to something that wasn’t their fault. I bet he said it builds character or some shit like that. Rub some bleach on it, you wussies!
The slow motion really makes this video. You can watch eight privileged, rich assholes eat ramp at the same time. That’s efficiency.
Via Soul Glo aficionado Tony Reali.


I’m not sure why I didn’t see a single one of these kids kick an opponent back down to the ground while mounting their bike again.
I have to admit, the synchronicity was pretty nice.
I want SAMCRO to kill all of these dipshits.