
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco just told ESPN’s Trey Wingo that he intends to change his name back to “Chad Johnson” in time for the 2011 NFL season, assuming there is one. The former Chad Johnson changed his name to an amalgam of the Spanish words for “eight” and “five” before the 2008 season. Chad’s jersey number is 85…obviously.
So was he serious? Who the hell knows. It’s just Chad being Chad. No matter what his name is, he can’t stand not being talked about. We’ll keep watching his Twitter feed and see if Chad does anything else anytime soon, like starting his own country or building a car out of homeless people.


That’s enough, Chad. We’ve had enough of you.
Awe man my iron ain’t working, I am gonna be one wrinkle mofo
Thank you so much for introducing me to Chad’s twitter.
Changing it back to Johnson? He should change it to the more correct “Ochenta-y-cinco” in preparation of his impending relocation to Southern California.
Note to self: speed up Project Homeless Person Car and find out who leaked said project to the media.
Chads A. Johnson