
Look at those New York Jets with their head coach Rex Ryan, having fun, trash talking, winning games and doing cool stuff. Normally, teams wouldn’t get very far with the kind of distractions the Jets have dealt with this season, but they’ve made it all the way to the AFC championship, playing against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday night. It’s like a frat house in that place, but there’s no sodomy involved to become a brother!
Antrel Rolle, however, from the other New York team (the one that didn’t make it to the playoffs) sort of wishes his coach was a little more like Ryan. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t talking about physical appearances, Tom Coughlin, so put down the weight gain supplements.
During an interview with Miami radio station WQAM, Rolle reiterated that while he likes Coughlin as a person, he would like to see him loosen up.
“On a personal level, honestly, [Coughlin is] one of the best guys to be around,” Rolle told WQAM. “Very caring. Honest guy. Very straightforward.”
But Rolle was then asked about Coughlin as a head coach.
“Honestly, that’s where the problem comes in with me, as a coach,” Rolle said. “Since I’ve been playing the game since the age of six, to me it’s never been about the money, it’s never been about anything more than winning and having fun.”
When asked if Rolle is having fun playing for Coughlin, the safety answered, “Honestly, I’m not having the fun.” -ESPNNewYork.com.
This isn’t the first time Rolle’s wanted to have more fun with the Giants (his mom said something about it), but he has a good point, even if he’s lying through his teeth when he says it’s not about the money. Well, I guess he could be honest when he says that, but if it’s not about the money, it has to be about the pussy. Anyway, no one in any job wants to be hounded nonstop while working. Even prostitutes sometimes blow up balloons with their hooha between customers for entertainment. Please don’t ask, but it involved a lot of malt liquor to find out that precious gem of knowledge.
Coughlin strikes me as the kind of guy who coaches and thinks everything builds character. Look at him. If he was a high school coach and you complained about something, I’m sure he’d make jokes about having poop in your diaper and crying to your mom. It’s ironic, because he probably has poop in his diaper, and his mom’s probably dead. Joke’s on YOU, Dead-Mom Coughlin.


Coughlin is the real version of the greatest coach I’ve ever known. Coach Bud Kilmer of the West Canaan Coyotes.
Coach Kilmer, in my book, is rare greatness. Motivational speeches, a stadium named after him, posters throughout town with his face on it, “Kilmer’s Coyotes” memorabilia, an incredible statue of himself on campus, 22 district titles in 30 years, 2 state titles, and most importantly producing college-ready athletes.
It was no coincidence Harbor got a full-ride scholarship to Florida State. You know Kilmer pulled those necessary strings to get Harbor to play alongside Coach Bowden. Scar tissue/cortisone shots or not, if you want to play at the next level you want a coach like Kilmer pushing you to your best and pulling strings for you. Kilmer’s denial in front of the doctor and families regarding knowing anything about Harbor’s knee problems is one the finest moments in history.
He knew right from the get-go Mox was a “no talent pussy” like his father. Kilmer’s aura on that football field is something great. Kilmer’s presence, motivation, energy, words, and ability to control the clock is something Mox completely screwed up. If only Kilmer could have followed through and tampered with Mox’s full ride to Brown.
Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
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We get it. You’re being honest.
Coach said it’s okay to bleed from the ears
Just wait until the Jets start losing and Ryan still pops off. We’ll hear nothing but how his trash talking hurts the team and blah blah blah.
/bows before the Sensei
I won’t rule out sodomy as part of the Jet’s initiation rituals, not with Bart Scott around.