San Franciso Giants reliever Brian Wilson has booted up a new tour of insanity for 2011, kicking off with an appearance on “Lopez Tonight,” which I’m told is a talk show on TBS. Wilson shows up dressed up in nautical garb, complete with peacoat, deck shoes, captain’s cap and pipe.
“I do have a schooner. It’s double-parked out front,” Wilson quips. “I have fifteen minutes until I get a ticket.” And of course, there are the requisite “Seaman” jokes. Ernest Hemingway approves.
Enjoy the video after the jump.
As seen on Barstool Sports. Thanks, UU.
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Taking the first captain’s hat off to revel a second one was a solid move. Also, good to know he loves Thai hookers.
I guess all he needs to do now is hoist up the John B. sail.
I think I need to update my avatar, I fucking love this guy.
Anyone else get a craving for some Gorton’s fish sticks?
they should screen this on the poop deck.
*walks plank
Sweet Jesus, Joe Buck sucks. His call for the Giants’ first World Series win in 250 years (or something), “[Spoken as though it's strike 2 in the 3rd inning against a pitcher in a single-A game in a town with a population under 200 in July] The last swing…[silence]“.
Joe WHO? I turn the tv sound way down…and listen to real broadcasters on the radio…Kruk and Kuip and Jon
I heart this guy. He is pretty much 100% the opposite of most sports players that I’ve ever seen interviewed. Too bad Lopez and audience totally sucks.
Is Wilson channeling Chris Elliott in this interview? I swear this is something I would have seen on Letterman in the 80′s.