The Oakland Raiders (as opposed to the Poughkeepsie Raiders) announced the promotion of offensive coordinator Hue Jackson to head coach, and all anyone can talk about is the disgusting head of Raiders owner Al Davis. What the hell is going on with that head? It looks like a zombie blew his nose on it. Yep, that’s all the commentary I have. Oh, and he looks like the Cryptkeeper from that one show. There. Done.
The Hue Jackson hiring should wrap up this year’s NFL coaching carousel, as all six head coaching vacancies in the league have been filled. Former Chargers defensive coordinator Ron Rivera will finally get his shot with the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers let the contract of John Fox expire, which was just fine with the Denver Broncos. Their former coach, Josh McDaniels, is now the offensive coordinator for the St. Louis Rams.
Other news you might have missed: Jim Harbaugh left Stanford for a better job down the street with the Niners. Jason Garrett and Leslie Frazier had their interim tags in Dallas and Minnesota, respectively. And the Browns hired some guy named Pat Schurmur…and I’m pretty sure that’s just a made-up name.
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!
Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
I like to think that this conversation took place:
Laywer: Sir, you can’t go on camera with your skull exposed.
Al: Just put two band-aids over it and give me a microphone.
We also have reports that a division of N.V.A. has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River. In strategic terms, Charlie’s cut the country in half… the civilian press are about to wet their pants and we’ve heard even Cronkite’s going to say the war is now unwinnable. In other words, it’s a huge shit sandwich, and we’re all gonna have to take a bite.
didn’t he play Robert the Bruce’s dad?
Just cheat death baby!
Myyyy precioussss.
Godammit, another reminder of my ex-wife.
Holy shit! he looks like Bill Murrays old boss in Scrooged. the one where a golfball and a rat burrow out of his head.
I guess the Raiders weren’t paying attention to their cross Bay rivals.
As proven again this year, you can;t win with a black QB. So you certainly can’t and won’t with with a black GB and head coach.
Silly Raiders
Man i look into those eyes and all i see is pure evil.
I think he is was in cahoots with Christopher Reeves in collecting as many baby stem cells
GOOOO!
50 years of standing on a football field without a hat, the price you pay for being a vainglorious hard headed (oops, wrong choice of words)jackass!
He’s Luke Skywalker father………Darth Vader without his helmut on!!!