We’ve finally found a shoe worse than Dwyane Wade’s, and you’ll never believe it, but it’s made for women. It’s officially called, if I can read the card here, the “Grey Ant x Teva Stiletto,” available in both black and natural colors, and it’s the perfect accessory to sexy up a woman that never shaves her legs.

It’s the classic Teva® Hurricane sport “mandal” re-imagined as a STILETTO. This co-branded effort sees Grey Ant marrying the Teva® velcro-strap styling and grip-sole construction to a bold 4″ stacked heel. They’re calling it the most comfortable, performance high heel on the planet — we call it the most daring mash-up of the decade. This is anti-fashion at its purest. And so good when paired with socks.

via The Daily What.

Oh, I forgot the best part: they’re only $330! Why settle for one pair when you can get three, four, or even five! Ugh. It’s the socks that really ruin it for me. Nothing kills an environmentally-conscious chub like socks.