Shaquielle O’Neal was fined $35,000 for his comments on the poor officiating from the Celtics’ 86-78 loss to Orlando on Christmas Day. When reached for comment, Shaq replied in a manner which made me really wish another Kazaam movie was in production.
I don’t even want to think about how awesome it would be to be able to laugh at losing 35 grand. Shaq has more money than most African countries, and I can’t think about myself never being able to amass that kind of a fortune without getting really depressed. I want deserve a private island staffed exclusively with sandwich-making supermodels, dammit. Video after the jump.
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Yeah but those sandwiches probably wouldn’t be very good. If they were, those models wouldn’t be models. They would be Colts fans.
He was “find”? Really?
Eddie, in a way, I think he found himself. *Mind blown, completely distracting you from that awful piece of writing, thus restoring my credibility*