Former James Bond villain Alex Ovechkin visited ESPN to prove just how great he is at sniping. No, he didn’t shoot Tony Kornheiser in the back of the head (sadly), but instead whacked pucks at a goal covered with Russian dolls filled with Russian dressing. It’s because he’s Russian, get it?

As you can predict, it turned out to be an awesome idea. Stuff broke, and condiments went everywhere. Before you ask, yes: there is slow motion. Video after the jump.

I haven’t seen that much dressing all over the floor since Emeril Lagasse’s Christmas swingers party. He loves tossing two types of salads. BAM!