I don’t know how many of you would consider turkey calling to be a sport. I certainly didn’t until about an hour ago, when reader Brent sent in this video of some random woman on some random morning show wound up with a turkey caller in her hands, and eventually, mouth. This is actually Renee Kohn from “San Diego Living,” and now I can finally see why there ain’t no party like a west coast party.

So the annual Christmas get-together at “San Diego Living” suddenly has become a hot ticket. Renee and I need to hang out, like, immediately. You know, so we could both hunt turkeys together. Actually, she could do all the hunting and I could just watch. I’m not particular.