"Manu Ginobli Totally Saw An Alien"
It wasn’t an alien, Ginobili saw Sam Cassel.
Couldn’t have been Cassel. He was orbiting the forest moon of Endor at the time, warning the Rebel Alliance that it was all a trap.
Two twinkles chasing eachother? Sounds to me like he just saw Tony Romo and his lover.
No, it was Charlie Villanueva.
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
I’m not sure about aliens, but the big question is, when did Michael J. Fox become head of security for the Spurs?