The ladies of the Lingerie Football League were in Vegas on Wednesday to promote Lingerie Bowl 8 on…actually, I missed that part of it, but I’m at a loss as to how this “league” stays in business. If you’ve seen one aspiring starlet get depants’d while running a power sweep, you’ve seen them all.

Also, where does “lingerie football player” fall on the sliding scale of lady-ness? If “crack-addled prostitute” is on the bottom and “Hillary Clinton/Mother Theresa lovechild” is on the top (just go with it), where would we slot a young twentysomething that plays on the gridiron in her bra and panties?

But really, the fact that this is still around amazes me. What do they expect me to do–masturbate to football players? No thank you. I haven’t done that since John Elway retired. Img via Socialite Life.