Atta boy, Roenick. Get that extra long hug from the cute coed. Then ask her if she wants to see highlights of your career. She won’t because hockey is boring and she’d rather do anything than watch it. ANYTHING. But Roenick’s fist pump to salute needs to be a GIF. Someone work on that.
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Alright, Burnsy, you cynical asshole…let’s take this OOOOOOTside!
He should have asked her if she likes it in the “Wazzu”.
WHAT the FUCK happened to Drew Carey?
You do nothing on this blog but post about boring basketball (back & forth, back & forth), boring baseball (christ, this is your national pastime, standing around waiting for something to fall out of the sky?), boring football (how many timeouts do you need?), boring golf. What is America’s affinity for boring sports?
Also, nothing in this world is hotter than a girl in a hockey jersey and nothing else.
This performance from Roenick is all the more impressive if you saw how stupid Suze Orman was last week. Plus she was giving away a suitcase full of instructional cds, so pretty much anything NHL-related would have been better, even if it was a limo ride with Vladimir Konstantinov.
Skooch is complaining about the constant posting of sports stories on a sports blog.
Amazing.
No Whammy, no Whammy.
Wait, shit. My bad.
I know hockey is a red-headed stepchild in these parts, but to call a shoo-in hall of famer a journeyman, is beyond retarded. He played for 5 organizations over a 20 year period (whereas Gretzky played for 4 in roughly the same timespan), and scored at nearly a point per game pace over that entire time.
Can’t possibly be as good as Roenick crying after the championship last year.
I’m not saying he was wrong to cry, but that shit was almost as funny as watching Darren McCarty doing commentary between periods.
Journeyman? Roenick was the best player on NHL ’93.
I love when people get upset over hockey jokes.
He played 18 seasons and on the back 9 he spent time with 4 teams. Perhaps he’s not a journeyman, but more of a bouncer-arounder.
Meanwhile Theo Fleury just sold some Oxyycontin to a homeless native from the trunk of his Pontiac Sunfire.