Brodie Croyle, Kansas City Chiefs. We’re forming arms and torso with another guy that started his day as a second-stringer (it’s a tough group). The 3rd-rounder from 2006 was 7-of-17 in his first start of the year after Matt Cassel underwent an appendectomy.
Chad Henne, Miami Dolphins. It’s not every day in the NFL (or any other football league anywhere before 1978) that a guy can go 5-18 for 55 yards and still beat the Jets…which brings us to…
Mark Sanchez, New York Jets. Six sacks and three picks do not a poised quarterback make. Plus his team dropped to two games behind the Patriots in the standings, threatening their chances of making the playoffs. Sanchez may be the most overrated quarterback in the NFL, which makes his forming the head particularly fitting.
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![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/Edelman-and-Cooper-with-Bauman-180x180.jpg)
/Looks at name
//Sighs wistfully
The Vehicle Voltron never existed. I got that travesty erased from my memorybank years ago.
As far as the photoshop itself, it deserves nothing less than a “Lucas slow clap”. Well done.
Umm, looking back at the history of Super Bowls, it seems you maybe missing a few QB’s.
They are pretty easy to spot mind you. But I guess you didn’t want your site to look like a police line up during a robbery/rape/murder investigation
Joel, this is for Week 14. unless Neil O’Donnell took snaps on Sunday, he wouldn’t have made it.
Maybe we could do Vehicle Voltron with Tarvaris, VY, McNabb, Carson Palmer and Jake Delhomme.
This being about shitty QB’s, I can think of no more of a fitting host body than “LIONS” Voltron.
So who’s gonna look up the combined suck of Fantasy points that our Voltron put up over the weekend, and see where that combined total fit in with all the solo QB’s.
I mean does it crack the top 10?
Here’s what I came up with:
Sanchez… 7.64
Croyle…. 1.60
Henne….. 2.90
Orton….. 2.14
Flynn….. 7.08
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TOTAL….. 21.36
Shit*tron would have finished sixth in my livedraft league.
“Shit*tron would have finished sixth in my livedraft league.”
Thank God for Matt Flynn then…
Great post and photoshop, this should be linked over at KSK.
Jake Delhome is far more inept than anybody up there, save Brodie Croyle. If this were Power Rangers instead of Voltron, Old Man Delhome would be like Zordon.
You forgot Hasselbeck. He would be the head of the Bastard Voltron.
Not gonna lie, I fucking like this.