You guys asked for it in the comments yesterday, and today you’ve got it: Our very own Voltron comprised of five of the NFL’s most inconsistent signal-callers from Week 14; if they all put their heads together, I suppose they could comprise one competent QB. And if it wasn’t obvious, this is
Just to be clear, this is “Lion Voltron,” and not “Vehicle Voltron,” which I don’t really consider a real Voltron anyway. Cars for feet? Really? And don’t even get me started on Gladiator Voltron. Any one of the GoBots could whip his ass. Anyway, let’s meet our contestants, and then afterward, tell us who we missed (and who you would swap out) in the comments.
Kyle Orton, Denver Broncos. Statistically, Orton had been pretty sharp on the year in terms of production, but really wet the bed in his last two starts. You know you suck when they’re talking about benching you and starting Tim Tebow.
Matt Flynn, Green Bay Packers. This really isn’t his fault; he was probably catching up on old strips of “Marmaduke” when Aaron Rodgers got his second concussion of the season Sunday. He threw a pick and he lost to the Lions. That could have happened to anybody!


/Looks at name
//Sighs wistfully
The Vehicle Voltron never existed. I got that travesty erased from my memorybank years ago.
As far as the photoshop itself, it deserves nothing less than a “Lucas slow clap”. Well done.
Umm, looking back at the history of Super Bowls, it seems you maybe missing a few QB’s.
They are pretty easy to spot mind you. But I guess you didn’t want your site to look like a police line up during a robbery/rape/murder investigation
Joel, this is for Week 14. unless Neil O’Donnell took snaps on Sunday, he wouldn’t have made it.
Maybe we could do Vehicle Voltron with Tarvaris, VY, McNabb, Carson Palmer and Jake Delhomme.
This being about shitty QB’s, I can think of no more of a fitting host body than “LIONS” Voltron.
So who’s gonna look up the combined suck of Fantasy points that our Voltron put up over the weekend, and see where that combined total fit in with all the solo QB’s.
I mean does it crack the top 10?
Here’s what I came up with:
Sanchez… 7.64
Croyle…. 1.60
Henne….. 2.90
Orton….. 2.14
Flynn….. 7.08
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TOTAL….. 21.36
Shit*tron would have finished sixth in my livedraft league.
“Shit*tron would have finished sixth in my livedraft league.”
Thank God for Matt Flynn then…
Great post and photoshop, this should be linked over at KSK.
Jake Delhome is far more inept than anybody up there, save Brodie Croyle. If this were Power Rangers instead of Voltron, Old Man Delhome would be like Zordon.
You forgot Hasselbeck. He would be the head of the Bastard Voltron.
Not gonna lie, I fucking like this.