Iowa City police officers were conducting an investigation on 21-year old Brady Johnson near the University of Iowa this week when they uncovered quite the Hawkeyes football scandal. Police had already suspected Brady as a possible drug dealer, but they ended up arresting his roommate, Derrell Johnson-Koulianos (no relation). DJK, as Iowa fans love to call him, is the all-time leading receiver in Hawkeye football history, and now he’s facing drug charges, too.
DJK admitted to police that he had been using marijuana and cocaine, as well as many prescription drugs that were seized, all of which was later confirmed by a drug test. He also admitted that he was aware that Brady may have been selling out of their home. I assume he didn’t know for sure because he was retardedly high.
So what can I get for $10, Press-Citizen?
Police said they found cocaine, small quantities of marijuana and Pamoate, Diazepam, Hydromorphone Hydrochloride and Zolpidem Tartrate pills in Johnson-Koulianos' bedroom. Pamoate is one of the two formations of Hydroxyzine, an antihistamine used to treat mild anxiety, insomnia, motion-sickness, itching and allergies and is known as an effective sedative and tranquilizer. Diazepam is used to treat anxiety, insomnia and seizures. Hydromorphone Hydrochloride is a narcotic analgesic which Johnson-Koulianos allegedly told officers he takes to help with pain, according to police. Zolpidem Tartrate is used to treat insomnia.
Jesus, is this a drug arrest or a NOFX song?
DJK faces four counts of possession of a controlled substance, two counts of unlawful possession of prescription drugs and keeping a drug house, of which the latter sounds like a great idea for a Charlie Sheen movie.
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Holy shit, he’s a one man CVS pharmacy.
/pump up the valium
It’s a shame he was a drug kingpin, and not a one handed bowling KIngpin
Ahhh, you’ve got a love a man who lives his life by the words of Afroman.
He’s like Marlon Wayans from “Scary Movie”.
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Don’t give me that fucking look, some of you saw it!
None of the charges are felonies so if the all-time record for felony drug charges is zero then I guess he is tied for the lead. Get a clue and do some research, he won’t serve any time for this. Yes, he was an idiot for living with a dealer.
You’re right, they’re not felonies and I’ve updated that. Keeping a drug house is an aggravated misdemeanor and the other three charges are serious misdemeanors. Seeing as it’s his first offense, he probably won’t see jailtime if he cooperates, but it all depends on the state. People who commit simple misdemeanors get thrown in jail all the time by overzealous prosecutors. Maybe the state will look past his aggravated and serious first time offenses and give him probation and community service or maybe they’ll set an example of a guy who knew he was living with a drug dealer. Either way, DJK deserves to be made fun of.
See, Burnsy, isn’t the truth far more entertaining than a joke?
You’re right he deserves to be made fun of, he fucked up in a bad and stupid way. I just thought it should be accurate.