Some ideas are better left un-executed. Paul over at Ted Williams’ Head decided to make a scale model of Yankee Stadium out of gingerbread, and I’m not kidding when I say that I wish some gingerbread inspector would come along and condemn it, because it’s pretty horrible looking. I’ve seen xkcd strips with more detail. But seriously, Paul, that’s a solid effort for a guy that only had two colors’ worth of icing. I would put my money where my mouth is and make a gingerbread Great American Ballpark, but I don’t spend time in the kitchen on anything that I can’t eat. It’s a good rule, really.

That Yankee Stadium floor really should have a football layout; he’ll never get it converted in time for the Ducking The Relatives On Christmas Eve Bowl.