And if all else fails, Hogan could always go back to making cinematic masterpieces.
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There’s a difference between a photo from a red carpet where it’s acceptable and wading in an ocean to take a photo of a private event.
Wait, Ron Howard? Opie kicked his ass?
But seriously, if you want to get rid of paparazzi who are lurking in the ocean, there’s a simple solution — release the tiger sharks.
Any truth to the rumor that the Honky Tonk Man went over and gave the paparazzi the Shake Rattle n Roll?
And really, how do you know there wasn’t a High Life fountain? Because that shit would be classy.
It was really hard for me to make wrestler jokes because I don’t know who is alive.
The fact there aren’t more posts under the Brian Knobbs tag is damn near criminal.
/shoves Burnsy’s and Punte’s head into my armpits
who are the big breasted men in the banner pic next to hulk?
Just scrolled through the pics/videos, I’m stunned there’s no video of Thunderlips the Ultimate Male.
So no one is going to comment that the new wife looks creepily similar to the daughter?
Its creepy that his wife looks like his daughter…. I wonder if Brutus the Barber Beef Cake did the brides hair for the ceremony ? and was the Love Sponge in attendance ?
boob jobs – check
fake tans – check
gaudy jewelry – check
Nothing superficial about this union, I predict a long and happy marriage. Except for the long and happy part.