If ever there were a true portrait of the American family, it is this. They displayed their love for the world on VH1′s Hogan Knows Best, but then it all fell apart. Some say the divorce of Hulk and Linda may have been caused by their son Nick’s car accident that left a family friend brain dead. Others say it was sparked by Hogan’s endless womanizing and philandering. Either way, Linda has taken Hulk to the cleaners financially, but they still haven’t settled over the control of the bronzer and bleach.
TAGS: BRIAN KNOBBS, BROOKE HOGAN, HULK HOGAN, LINDA HOGAN, NICK HOGAN, ONLY IN FLORIDA, PAPARAZZI CHICANERY, WCW, WEDDINGS, WWE
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There’s a difference between a photo from a red carpet where it’s acceptable and wading in an ocean to take a photo of a private event.
Wait, Ron Howard? Opie kicked his ass?
But seriously, if you want to get rid of paparazzi who are lurking in the ocean, there’s a simple solution — release the tiger sharks.
Any truth to the rumor that the Honky Tonk Man went over and gave the paparazzi the Shake Rattle n Roll?
And really, how do you know there wasn’t a High Life fountain? Because that shit would be classy.
It was really hard for me to make wrestler jokes because I don’t know who is alive.
The fact there aren’t more posts under the Brian Knobbs tag is damn near criminal.
/shoves Burnsy’s and Punte’s head into my armpits
who are the big breasted men in the banner pic next to hulk?
Just scrolled through the pics/videos, I’m stunned there’s no video of Thunderlips the Ultimate Male.
So no one is going to comment that the new wife looks creepily similar to the daughter?
Its creepy that his wife looks like his daughter…. I wonder if Brutus the Barber Beef Cake did the brides hair for the ceremony ? and was the Love Sponge in attendance ?
boob jobs – check
fake tans – check
gaudy jewelry – check
Nothing superficial about this union, I predict a long and happy marriage. Except for the long and happy part.