Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco tweeted a photo of his toilet earlier today, and how about that, it looks just like a Bengals helmet. And really, there’s no better-fitting analogy for the team’s depressing season than a commode in Bengals colors.
Cincinnati, mind you, won their division last year before losing to the Jets for the second time in a week in the opening round of the playoffs. And if we were going to pin the blame on someone for the team’s current 2-9 record, it wouldn’t be Ocho, but quarterback Carson Palmer, who is on pace to have his worst full season as a pro. He’s been playing like poop.
But this is a much more team-oriented than Terrell Owens’s toilet, which is just a 3-dimension mold of his own face. Click the image to embiggen.


No floaters, well done Ocho.
I can’t think of a more fitting place (other than Newark) to leave my shit.