Nosebleed Fight
There’s more fighting in the nosebleed seats at Dolphins games than a UFC pay-per-view, and 9 out of every 10 fights involve suburban thugs. These guys make Channing Tatum look like Malcolm X.
TAGS: BALTIMORE RAVENS, CHAD HENNE, CHANNING CROWDER, DETROIT LIONS, FIGHTS IN THE STANDS, MIAMI DOLPHINS, NFL, OAKLAND RAIDERS, STUPID FANS, TONY SPARANO
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Chad Henne is fucking terrible. He is probably the worst starting QB in the NFL. Why would you cheer him?
I cheered him once. Boy did I learn.
Losing to the Bills and Lions in back to back weeks deserves more than boos.
“9 out of every 10 fights involve suburban thugs. These guys make Channing Tatum look like Malcolm X.
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Stealing that line.
I was in the stands in the end zone area close to Henne when he screwed the pooch. He played a decent game and pissed it all away in the last five minutes.
Yes, we boo’d. Why? Because fuck him.
To begin with Channing, Miami does have fair-weather. Well, if you’re a Cuban or a stork or something anyways.
Having watched all the videos, I can safely conclude that Phins fans are the biggest pussies in the NFL.
I’m a Bears fan that lives in South Florida. I root for the Dolphins because I have to watch them every week and after 20 years, they wore me down.
It’s a bit of a stretch to classify the people in the stands as fans of the Dolphins. Just because I’m stuck with them as a home team doesn’t mean I have to cheer for them. In fact, it means I can boo the living shit out of them.
It’s funny how these people take it so seriously, and the players just think fans like this are the biggest dipshits in the world.
I’ve often said that Dolphins fans are just people who couldn’t cut it as Jets fans.
Yeah, um, fuck Chad Henne. I don’t really have anything clever to say and I’m not really sure why I root for this team, so just trade him to Washington for whatever’s left of Larry Johnson’s knee. I don’t give a shit. I want him out of this house.
Well, I would have rather watched the Dolphins try to play football than those “fights,” thats for sure.
Also, Big Ben should give lessons on how he would have handled the drunken sassy Steelers girls. That would be best for everyone.
I don’t know much about football, but I do know without a doubt that the fans DON’T KNOW SHIT. Why should it bother any of these guys give if a bunch of ignorant people that can’t pay their freakin mortgage boo? Hop back in your Escalade and enjoy your early vacation Mr Crowder.
Know what makes me want to pick fights? Watching Ted Ginn score for the 49ers.