The Steelers trounced the Carolina Panthers last night while the Penguins were sneaking past the Washington Capitals in a shootout. And if the Pirates were playing last night, they probably would have won also. Maybe their ownership should look into that for 2011…

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      Congrats, Brandi Chastain. You’ve just authored my favorite status update of all time.
      Facebook.

      Hell freezes over: a WNBA player tested positive for a banned substance. No, it wasn’t semen, you idiot.
      The Fabulous Forum.

      The Nuggets’ JR Smith has some moves that will make you wet yourself. Fresh…respected.
      THE Smoking Section.

      Redskins coach Mike Shanahan wants Donovan McNabb to come back to DC in 2011…as a backup.
      Fan IQ.

      The Grizzlies’ OJ Mayo’s father has been accused of attempted murder. For once, Tim Floyd is in the clear.
      Black Sports Online.

      Boxer Manny Pacquiao has lined up his next fight, and it’s not Floyd Mayweather.
      Bloguin.

      Will YOU be going to LeBron James’s birthday party?
      Game On!

      Alison Brie sings “Santa Baby.” Dammit Alison, just get naked already.
      Warming Glow.

      Here’s a preview of “Uncharted 3.” My favorite part is the Iroquois girl tied to the pole.
      G4TV.

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