Forgive me as my Portuguese is a bit Rusty, but I believe that the person analyzing this footage is saying the following:
“Now the player grabs the ref’s arm and… BAM! The ref pops him in the eye! Did the player actually flop from being hit by the ref? We may never know because now both teams are ganging up on the ref. Now the ref is running! Get him! Get him! Kick him with your feet! Jump kick! Jump kick! Don’t bother trying to punch him, remain consistent with the general stereotype of our beloved sport! If this was real Brazilian soccer, he’d be dead from 70 bullets already! Hooray, soccer!”
Disclaimer: I have no idea if that was Portuguese or even Brazilian, and I’m certain that the Portuguese on the banner image is wrong.
Thanks to Brazilian waxing specialist Robopanda for the tip.
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We need “yakety sax” now more than ever.
The ref appears to be a big Benny Hill fan.
Pretty sure the announcer is the midget ex-sidekick from Eastbound and Down.
I know you aren’t the brightest bulb, but that was only one team chasing the referee. It was the players on the field and their reserves/bench players. You see in soccer the players on the bench wear warm ups which would be different colors. I could see how you made the mistake; and yet, I cannot.
More than 10 suckers, I mean soccer players could not reach a referee?
What a job of acting these guys do every game. Sometimes it gets to the NFL also, hopefully never to such degree.
so the ref was the best athlete on the field right?