We didn’t get to this last week, but it still warrants mentioning: America’s First Baller busted his lower lip in a pickup basketball game last week after taking an elbow to the face. Our sources indicate that it was a very nuanced and intellectual elbow.
Barack Obama received 12 stitches for his trouble, and says that he will continue to play in pickup games, although perhaps not with Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, who authored said elbow to our commander-in-chief. I’ll leave the partisan flaming to you guys in the comments, because honestly, what the hell else would you people do down there…
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Obama’s ballhandling skills had me in stitches!
Doesn’t he have better things to do besides play pick-up basketball.
@Derp – Yes. Now watch me hit this drive.
How’s his uppity lip?
Since all basketball players look like Special Olympians, I guess he doesn’t have to worry about embarrassing himself like he did when he bowled. Or threw out the first pitch. Or tried constructing a sentence without the aid of the teleprompter.
I think the majority of the public is happy he is out playing basketball. Less time spent screwing up the country even more
Says here he lead the game in assists… what a socialist
awww BURN!! You really showed him! Bet he read that comment and cried!
Yeah WTF Obama? He should be working 24/7 like every other President. No other President EVER took time off to play golf, or vacation at their ranch, or jog in tiny shorts, or slept at night, or spent time with their families, or ate, or breathed. Geez, the nerve of this guy, right? The country’s falling apart and he’s taking time to exercise? RABBLE RABBLE NAZI RABBLE RABBLE HITLER RABBLE RABBLE SOCIALIST RABBLE RABBLE
I love how most of the “doesn’t he have better things to do” comments come from the same people who scream about how the government is too involved in everything.
Otto – Except for the 12.5% that said exactly what you said they didn’t. His name is Joel.
Let’s face the facts people. Barack O’Bama is silly.
Great, beaten up by a Mexican. I guess that’s another job Americans won’t do.
Beats choking on a pretzel