Hank Baskett, to many of us, is rightfully known as “That guy that fumbled that onside kick in the Super Bowl last year,” also goes by the name of “That guy that married Kendra Wilkinson.” Kendra, of course, has graduated from the seedy world of posing nude to the esteemed medium of reality television. “Kendra” just aired its season premiere, and while we usually leave the TV thing to the experts, a couple moments from the show warranted mentioning:

Kendra dry humps Hank in the elevator.

Kendra simulates masturbation with a champagne bottle.

Not one to leave “well enough” alone, Kendra also simulates oral sex with said champagne bottle
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Kendra decides that if she doesn’t pose for Playboy, it’ll be her biggest regret in life. (She’s one of the few women I know of who would actually regret NOT getting naked.)

Kendra over-shares about Hank’s “hairy ass.” (Thanks for the image, Kendra.)

Kendra reveals her C-section scar in a sexy photo shoot for Things I Never EVER Want To See Again magazine. –via Hollywood Life.

Wow, that scar just puts a bunch of unpleasant images in my head. I wonder if she uses that as a backup vajayjay. Baskett, meanwhile, is on his fourth NFL team in two years. It almost makes you wonder which one in that relationship was passed around more…