UPDATE: Nice slideshow at the end of this. Enjoy.
Here's Jenna Jameson in what might be the saddest family photo ever. Jameson reportedly has been in "a monogamous relationship" with mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz since 2006. And then I guess the 36-year-old wondered about what her kids might think of her "acting career," and so earlier this week, she announced that she was getting out of the adult film biz.
When asked how she would explain her former job to her kids, Jesse and Journey, she said, “I really don’t think I need to say, ‘Mommy was a porn star.”
She went on to say, “I feel like they’re going to know me and think, ‘Mommy loved us so much that she quite everything and made us her job.’ And that’s what I did. The moment I decided to have children, I quit. I won’t even do a Maxim cover.”
Yep, those breasts are now reserved exclusively as child armrests from here on out. But since her boyfriend's in MMA, it's totally sports-related. Ortiz's next scheduled fight is in Abu Dhabi at UFC 128 in March. That is, if you don't count the struggle for boob time against the twins. Img. via Fightlinker.
Enjoy these recent Jenna Jameson pics:
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![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/06/anderson-silva-is-my-new-favorite-soccer-player-with-leather-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/06/ufc-161-update-roy-nelson-says-dont-worry-about-the-roy-nelson-business-with-leather-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/06/Video-Game-Arianny-180x180.jpg)
I’m not a proud man, would still fap to.
That’s quit a change.
Unfortunately for the kids, Mommy’s breasts produce malk.
/my bones, so brittle…
She will have no problem explaining her crystal meth addiction though.
She couldn’t get a Maxim Cover…. Maybe the Fall Hoe Section of Better Homes and Gardens ?
She might also want to get out of the plastic surgery business.
If your mother was a porn star and named you after an 80′s arena rock band, your life is over before it even began.
Those kids are going to have to mine coal if they want to eat year after next.
My uncle always had a saying “women are like cars: it ain’t the looks, it’s the mileage”
It’s only now, after a fourteen year stint in jail for pouring gasoline in a woman’s mouth, that I understand maybe the second part of that saying was what’s important.