Despite a report from TMZ that San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker was divorcing television actress Eva Longoria, it’s actually Longoria that has filed to end her marriage of over 3 years to the NBA star.

The petition cites only the standard “irreconcilable differences” for the split. But this past week the couple have been rocked with infidelity rumors, with claims that Tony has been unfaithful.

Longoria is seeking spousal support from Parker, but no other financial matters are listed. The petition says their date of separation is still to be determined.

–People.

Apparently, and you’ll never believe this, Parker was trading text messages with a “mutual female friend” for over a year. Text messages? I’m stunned. Well, she was Latino, he was teammates with Tim Duncan; it was a miracle that they lasted this long. I’m still amazed that anyone famous still gets married anymore. See what you’re missing, gays? No, that’s a joke. The gays will figure out how to stay married before any straight people do.