This is Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips dancing to “Y.M.C.A.“, that annoying-as-balls song pushed out the backdoor by the Village People in 1978. Yes, this song is older than most of you reading this site but, presumably, a lot more gay. It helps to be one of 32 head coaches in the NFL, surrounded by women that would rather take photos of you dancing around in your ugly-assed shirt than offer up a beejer. Come on, Wade. You’d think you could close on at least one of those honeys.
By the way, the Cowboys are now 1-4 after losing to the Vikings yesterday. That’s good enough for last in the NFC East and for laughing at Cowboys fans through Halloween. Tony Romo (220 yds, 3 TDs, 2 picks) is shaping up to be the bipolar failure that most of us knew that he could be. He’s like the white Jeff Blake, but with a better social life. via FanHaus.
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I’m older than that song, and yes a lot less gay than it.
Also, that head band on Ufford multiplies the gay by 10.
/takes credit for suggesting the matching head band
I’ve been wondering when Wade and Uff were going to come out of the closet.
The Cowboys come out flat every season and it’s gotten beyond just the traditional Jerry Jones/personell issue.
Hey Buffalo, want to trade coaches… I mean retards? We’ll even throw in everyone with the last name of Garrett.