
More rumors are now flying about in the wake of that horrendous Randy Moss trade that sent him packing for Minnesota (Oh, they were working on that trade for weeks? If all the Patriots could get for their second-best player was a 3rd-rounder, they didn’t work long enough). But now a fun story coming out of Foxboro is shedding some light on the animosity between Moss and the team’s best player, Tom Brady.
Brady reportedly expressed disappointment with Randy’s behavior, and Brady told Moss that he should cut his beard. Moss responded by telling Brady to cut his hair, saying (per [CBS' Charlie] Casserly) that Brady looks like a girl. –PFT.
Casserly’s report was refuted by Peter King on NBC’s telecast last night, only to be validated by CBS’ own Boomer Esiason. Well, somebody’s lying, and my money’s on the chubby Bostonian that welshed on his marathon bet and tries to caress every prominent quarterback in the league.
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Bitches man, Bitches
Brady also told Moss that his wife won’t let him cut his hair. Fucking awesome
When I read this story, all I could think of was Randy Moss brandishing a handgun over Plaxico Burress and yelling “Does Tom Brady look like a bitch?”
What’s this have to do with Brett Favre’s beard? Oh right, he was the one who refuted Casserly’s report.
None of this would have ever happened if Brady wasn’t so adamant about tucking his dick in the shower and declaring himself “The Queen of All Manginas”*.
*reportedly
Was this before or after Moss tried to fuck him?
Brady’s hair is that length to appease his goat. If he was a real man he’d grow a mullet like Kenny fuckin’ Powers.