Here’s an image of Justin Bieber committing the cardinal sin of sporting gear from more than two teams in the same league. But since everything that little douchebag has done over the last two years has turned to gold, the rest of the world is forced to marvel at the wonderfully eloquent way that Biebz managed to represent both teams playing in the World Series. Sarcasm italicized.
Listen here, you little fraggle. I don’t know how you and that Scooter friend of yours handle your business in Stratford, but this is America, and even though we might have ATMs in Spanish and vegetarian menu items at McDonald’s now, you still only get one baseball team to root for. ONE. So it’s either your butt buddies by the Bay or those homophobic Texans. Can’t be both, you spoiled little turd.
And anyone could tell you that the black and blue totally clash. What a fashion nightmare you are, Biebsie. This is worse than Gretchen winning “Project Runway.” Oops. Uh, spoiler alert?