If I were in charge of programming for a major network and someone came to me with two pitches and said, “OK, we’ve got a show featuring Jeff Dunham and his puppets or we have a dude challenging his dog to an eating contest”, you’d think the choice would be pretty simple, right? Unfortunately, while so much crap gets the green light on TV these days, the real treasures remain on YouTube. I don’t have much more to set this clip up with other than – A dude challenges his dog to an eating contest.
Epic immortal showdown after the jump.
Of course the dog wins handily, but let’s hope the man gets back on track in Round 2: Genital Licking.
(Video via The Daily What)
TAGS: COMPETITIVE EATING, DOGS, I COULD KICK THAT DOGS ASS, MAN VS DOG, PROBABLY SHOULD WARN YOU THAT ITS GROSS
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2 girls 1 cup?
That was easily the most entertaining thing i’ve seen in the last 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
But seriously, it’s better than CBS.
I think we all know who the winner of “Round 6: peanut butter on the balls” is going to be.
It’s going to be me. It’s always me.
1 man 1 jar
With that tongue I bet that dog is better at eating other things, just ask that guys girlfriend.
My dog kicked my ass when we had a “pine cone, our own poop, and stones” eating contest.