I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.
Anywho, in female high school athlete news, a girl on a track team was recently minding her own business, walking across a track when she was unexpectedly BAM! YOU GOT RUN THE F*CK OVER, SISTER!
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*UCF only scored 6 points when they played MSU. Stupid Gators.
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How could security possibly let her slip by? Female High School State C and B Track and Field is what this town was founded on, jesus christ.
lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook
Those poorly spelled broken sentences can really sting. :/
To be fair, we didn’t know that Chas Henry was going to make that extra point. #gogators
Chas Henry attended the Nick Cattoi School For Kickers.
/0 people will get this joke
Blond high school girls with possible brain injuries? Burnsy, you’re speaking my language.
This couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Fuck you, Urban.
Didn’t your QB just tear his ACL fist pumping?
My QB is doing just fine. My QB who was benched for my real QB tore his ACL because he buckled in the end zone when someone sneezed at him. Look, you can try to rile me by insulting UCF, but nobody – and I mean NOBODY – can insult UCF like I can.
Nick Cattoi sounds like a character name from an Upright Citizens Brigade sketch
I don’t know, they do a pretty good job of it themselves.