Colts Have a New Drunk Idiot Kicker
10.20.10
The punter for the Indianapolis Colts, Pat McAfee, was arrested at 5:00AM Wednesday morning for public intoxication in a neighborhood canal. Pat had a BAC of 0.15, and while there is no law on the books for intoxication limits for public waterways, McAfee does appear to be in violation of the Indiana law stating “baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.” (DumbLaws) Police were alerted after a woman called 911 reporting a wet, shirtless man stumbling towards her vehicle at a red light.
The money quote comes to us from The Daily Caller…
Officers asked McAfee if he had been swimming in the canal and he said “I am not sure,” according to a police report. They asked him how he got wet and he said it had been raining, then told officers that his shirt was “in the water.”
Police asked McAfee how much he had to drink.
“A lot cause I am drunk,” McAfee said, according to the report.
The Colts are investigating the matter. No word yet on pending team or league suspension so there’s no need to check your fantasy league waiver wire for a new punter just yet. This is the fourth Colts player to be arrested on an alcohol related charge this year, providing further evidence there really isn’t much to do in Indianapolis but get drunk and stumble around.

“there really isn’t much to do in Indianapolis but get drunk and stumble around.”
That and eat copious amounts of Shake ‘n Shake.
Oh gimme a break, he was just looking for his teammate Pierre Garcon who lives in the canal. Get it? Because he’s Haitian!
He was drunk on St. Elmo’s cocktail sauce!
The Fat Hump Cavewoman threw him in there after she got done having sex with him.
Man, we sure could use a guy like this on the Jets.
He’s the KICKER! What’d you expect, He’s just try’in to get his teams RESPECT! LOL!! Also he should be careful of who he approaches without his shirt on, The NFL might say that’s inappropriate behavior!