Fans of the Indianapolis Colts don’t really like losing, or maybe it’s more fair to say that those we at KSK affectionately call The Fat Humps just aren’t used to it. But allegedly some Colts fan made a ree-verse L and flooded five floors of a Jacksonville hotel after his team had Josh Scobee’s leg thrust up their collective ass.
Our boy J Koot at Busted Coverage correctly points out that, since they have no idea who caused the flood, they can only speculate that it was a Colts fan. But really, who the hell else would be visiting Jacksonville? Maybe somebody that got lost on their quest for delicious bratwurst, and that Asian guy in the video after the jump, but anyone else? This whole thing reminds me of the end of Splash!, except for the part about the mermaid that kinda looked like a dude.
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That was a damn fine Johnsonville Brats joke.
Of course, now you’ve got me set on grilling out beer brats tonight. I hope you’re happy.
Colts fans usually drown their sorrows in gravy.
Derek in Muncie was rightfully upset that he could not find a Krispy Kreme that served double quarter pounders.
He wasn’t pissed about the Colt’s loss. He was pissed because the hotel’s Fryolator was broken.
So… I know that “DreadHead” Fat Hump guy. His name’s Theo and while I was in college (Ball State) I had the misfortune of doing a show with him at Muncie civic. No, my name is not Derek.
This was a brand new hotel only about a year and a half old. Peyton Manning and his ugly fetus head cant stand losing so he pulls this shit before they got on the team plane to leave back to cornfuckapolis. I bet he caused Katrina becuase he knew he would choke in the superbowl. FUCK THE COLTS
It’s great how they make a flooded hotel look like a tragedy on the local shit news. Equally as great is how they blame it on a pissed colts fan when they don’t even know who flooded the place. “should the colts fan pay for the damage or be arrested, and again, we don’t even know who did it at this point,” Jacksonville confirmed for dumb fucks in a florida shithole.
As a colts fan I find it deplorable that someone would do this. Whether or not it is a colts fan, I know they can’t say exactly who, but I’m sure the hotel staff have a pretty darn good idea that it was. The bastard should have to patrol around the hotel with a sign that reads, “I’m a sore loser, and I did all this damage.” And yes, he should have to pay for the damages.
Again, from one football fan to another, sorry ’bout that. It was a good game, our defense just didn’t show up, and the bane of our existence are teams with running games, and kickers. All these dang kickers. lol See you in December bitches!!
Let this be a lesson to everyone: don’t fuck with us.
That is all.
That cannot be Chauncey Glover’s real voice; he must be doing his nerdy white guy voice as to not scare the old Jewish ladies in Jacksonville.