David Beckham is one of those celebrities that will probably have a target on his back for the rest of his life. Everywhere he goes, he’ll be stared at, heckled and/or dreamt about in sexually perverse ways. Uh, that’s what a friend told me anyway. That’s why I don’t understand why he’d waste his time lashing out at some jagoff heckler who waits until he’s almost out of sight to hurl some uninspired taunt about prostitutes. Yes, David, he’s wearing a Galaxy shirt. We heckle our own players over here. It’s just another great thing about being American. From News Of The World, via I’m Not Obsessed. Thanks, Ann.
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He can afford to punch that fucker out, why not go for it?
Just be thankful that you aren’t AJ Burnett, Beckham. He’s going to need kevlar.
Oh no! A soccer player is mad at me! Save me from the burly soccer player!
that guy is a punk, say it to his face and get punched and get paid dumbass
I think Beckham expected the fan to fall over and roll around clutching his knee after he called him out