This isn’t exactly run-of-the-mill bike stunt failure. This is something truly much more precious. So dude puts on some eyeliner and then decides to ramp it up for a few tricks. Okay, fine. So he takes a pretty mean faceplant on the pavement, BUT LOOK AT THE GUY THAT JUST KEEPS ON EATING HIS LUNCH. No reaction whatsoever. Holy crap, I have to get one of those sandwiches. If that can hold his attention through a three-star faceplant, they must be pretty amazing.
It’s a little more nuanced that some of our other tooth-wrecking fare, but this is really a human story. Check it out after the jump and let the narrative wash over you.
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I think that guy was eating with Keanu, who is sadly off camera, but sitting nearby.
Lots of big claps for this!
I think it should be fare not fair.
/twirls mustache
I can’t believe I screwed that up.
For all we know, this kid had been trying tricks on that ramp for 20 minutes before the video was taken, at which point the guy eating his sandwich didn’t care anymore.
When I see shit like this happening, I pretty much ignore it as well. Or I laugh in their face.