Hard Knocks with the New York Jets is quickly rising up the charts as my favorite sports documentary miniseries of all time, and Rex Ryan is 95% of the reason why. He’s the coach everyone wants to play for. He’s smart, loud, and awesome. HBO gave us another glimpse of Rex at his finest during last night’s episode of Hard Knocks, which featured a preseason game between the Jets and Redskins.
Rex had some choice words for Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall after he put a late hit on the Jets’ injury liability, LaDainian Tomlinson. Calling the insult a low blow is like asking if a bear sh*ts in the woods. Which it would, unless that bear was toilet-trained like the one in Dr. Dolittle 2. Then, that bear could fart excessively while Eddie Murphy was in the bathroom. Truly, comedic sophistication of the highest order.
Six seconds of Rex Ryan goodness after the jump.
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Ryan is not a fan of DeAngelo Hall, but loves D’Angelo’s sandwiches.
/D’Angelo’s = NE sub and sandwich chain
//hope some New Englanders will appreciate my shitty comment
I love D’Angelo. Especially their Chicken Caesar wraps. Yum.
///I’m from NJ – hah!
Easily my favorite moment of the show. I would kill for that man.
@Upstate: duly appreciated.
@UU – in Utah we have subway and quizno’s… that’s it. If it’s not a national chain then it’s not in Utah.
I want to fight Rex Ryan and lose just so he’ll consider me a man.
Hard Knocks with the New York Jets became my favorite sports documentary miniseries of all time after the first 10 minutes of Episode 1.
My favorite part of the episode was after Dirty Sanchez sits there like a retard stirring his coffee while the QB’s make fun of him for not having a binder he comes back and makes the computer background a unicorn pissing a rainbow and then draws mustaches on all of Schottenheimer’s pics of his kids.