Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes might have just f*cked himself out of a shoe deal. While other media outlets were proclaiming that Reebok had signed the former Florida Gator as news of Spikes’ so-called sex tape emerged, that shoe company has thrown its hands in the air and said, “Wasn’t us!”

“The media reports that Reebok has terminated an endorsement contract with Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes are completely false,” said Reebok spokesperon Dan Sarro. “Reebok never had a deal with Brandon. The story was reported without confirmation from Reebok, and as a result inaccurate information is now being reported as fact. We had discussions with Brandon earlier this summer, as we do with many NFL players, but no agreement has been reached and he is not currently under contract with Reebok.” –PFT.

I believe the NSFW video is still up here, but I haven’t checked. The last thing I need right now is to be more insecure about my man bits. I dated blind girls in college for a reason, and it wasn’t for their choice handicapped parking spots. Okay, so two reasons.

Img blatantly ripped off from KSK.