
College football season finally began this weekend, and with the first week of college football comes games between teams who are less than evenly matched, to say the least. And while these games are very rarely entertaining, this weekend’s game between the Wake Forest Demon Deacons and the Presbyterian College Blue Hoes bucked that trend, if only for a few of seconds. And, yes. They are seriously called the Blue Hoes.
Obviously, Wake Forest wiped the floor with Presbyterian, a college which I know absolutely nothing about, 53-13, but Presbyterian had the most interesting play of the game. Eric Casillias (it could be someone else, lay off me I’m starving –Ed) gives the call, and his voice squeaks at least three times. His puberty problems notwithstanding, this play is awesome, and video evidence is after the jump. –video via Extra Mustard


No, it’s actually Hose.
presbyterian is the smallest D1 school or something like that
oop-di-oop? Fucking oop-di-oop? I swear, you are the dumbest smart kid I’ve ever met!
The Hoes game was presented by Dick’s?
hdfh
FYI: Presbyterian is located in Clinton, SC which is an hour north of Columbia. My girlfriend attended so I know a thing or two about it. It is a small school, mostly populated by the preppy offspring of wealthy South Carolinians (yes they exist, in droves actually). They are indeed the Blue Hose, not Hoes. Tuition is not inexpensive. Clinton, SC, was most well known throughout the state for boasting two Waffle Houses, one on each side of the highway as you drove through. I believe one has since closed, which has got to be depressing for them.
Yeah, but can the Blue Hosers slay Englishmen with lightning bolts from their arses?
Yes that is Erik “I’ve never finished a beer in my ENTIRE LIFE!!1!” Kuselias.