This meeting between country music star Faith Hill and Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson reminds me of one of those internet dating commercials, only this refuses to end. They wind up going to some cafeteria-style restaurant, which always makes for a good impression. Nothing says “I just renegotiated my contract” like a box of chocolate milk with two straws in it.
I do particularly enjoy Hill’s attempts to beat a conversation out of the guy. “So what do you eat before a game?” “When did you get your teeth capped?” “Do you wash your hair with root beer and daschund pee? It has so much body to it!” C’mon Chris. She’s been waiting all day for Sunday night. Give her something. via Last Angry Fan.
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Where did she put her stylish black pantsuit?
Does anyone have some singles so I can tip Deion for hailing me a cab?
They wind up going to some cafeteria-style restaurant
Swett’s is a delicious meat-and-three, son. Show some goddamn respect.
Meat and three = cafeteria.
Trays + those silverware cups with the holes in them = cafeteria.
Been there. Done that. Those restaurants are a scam.
Damn, she was not able to get any info on his noticeable sideline perseveration/tic. Not lofty.
I was really hoping one of them would do their impression of a zit because “meat and three” scene is wasted without a food fight.
Punte, we’re going to take this outside just as soon as I finish my creamed corn.
Swett’s is a landmark restaurant in Nashville’s African-American community…for two reasons: It’s damn good and it’s located right in the middle of the hood (lock your shit up if you go). It does a crazy lunch crowd from the biz community as well.
Rumor has it that Faith’s vagina is lined with velvet and has a gold capped clit.
I think it says a lot about NBC’s sunday night football coverage that noone else remembers when this was aired last November?
I hope Cthulhu slayed the fuck out of that.
Most contrived outing evar.
What the camera couldn’t see was Sandra Bullock sitting at the other side of the table tapping her foot and telling Chris to “speak clearer when yer talkin to a white woman”