Everyone gives me a dirty look when I tell them that my secret crush back in the day was Rebecca Lobo, but I don’t care. I like tall chicks, so naturally I had to towel myself off when Weed Against Speed sent me this video of Aloisia, who is quite literally the next big thing in pro wrestling.
WWE recently signed Florida-based independent wrestler Isis the Amazon to a contract recently. Isis debuted tonight on WWE NXT as Aloisia, one of the six rookie Divas competing on season three of NXT, which is due to begin next week.
We are told that Isis was signed to her contract two weeks ago with WWE specifically earmarking her for a spot on NXT, presumably due to her unique stature as she stands at 6’9″ tall.
Aloisia stands 6 feet, 9 inches tall, and she can probably bench press me, which gets me all kinds of hot and bothered. If I ever find out that she likes trips to the library and dabbling with Microsoft Excel, she and I might have to run away together. That’s a joke, obviously. I hate running.
Video after the jump. More at Sportress Of Blogitude.
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I call BS. No way would she have to stoop to the WWE. She could make a fortune smothering mousy gentlemen on video and putting out cigarettes on their groin.
I’m told.
Woah shes gotta be have a gash you could crawl inside.
sorry to ruin her for you, punte, but doesn’t her face/head look exactly like rosie o’donnell?
She looks like she ate Hanna Hilton.
I like my women with small hands. Makes me feel like the Giant.
She oozes charisma
Vicki Guerrero? Motherfucka I know Vicki Lawrence when I see her.
Her favorite hobby is snu snu.
Not even lying when I say that I thought this was a picture of Rosie O’Donnell…
The bright side is: if you hate running, she could probably carry you
She’s like a pretty Nicole Bass.
WHOMP WHOMP – She’s already been released from her contract. They’re pretending Vickie fired her. (sadface)
everyone can’t like me..
i Have tallest girlfrnd.
>That’s a joke, obviously.
Nothing funny.
Way too obvious.