SEXY UPDATE: For those of you that missed the gallery, enjoy. We’ll have more sports shortly.
In today’s reporter-turning-themselves-into-news news, TV Azteca reporter Ines Sainz has complained to Roger Goodell and the NFL that New York Jets players made lewd and suggestive comments at her during the team’s practices she covered in New Jersey. And if you’ve survived the shock of that sentence, there’s so much more. Sainz recently Tweeted en espanol that she was “dying of embarrassment” because of the catcalls she received. Surprisingly, her complaint features no mention of Rex Ryan demanding burritos.
Goodell and his gentleman Gestapo are investigating Sainz’s allegations and the Jets apparently discussed the matters in their team meeting last night. Jets owner Woody Johnson personally called Sainz to get her side of the story. Upon greeting her, he said, “Hello Ines, this is Woody Johnson. Woody, like a boner. Johnson, like a boner.”
ASYLUM POLL: Did Sainz bring that harassment upon herself?
Respect my blogging skills for the quality of my dick jokes and not for the size of my bulge, NY Daily News:
Linebacker Jason Taylor reportedly volunteered for the passing drill in hopes of getting near Sainz. Defensive backs coach Dennis Thurman fueled the antics, tossing pigskins in Sainz’s direction.
Nose tackle Kris Jenkins shouted: “Don’t let her act like she doesn’t know English. She speaks English.”
Ay dios mio! Que terrible?!?! In all seriousness, Jason Taylor volunteering to practice? What’s next – Ben Roethlisberger using a men’s room?
The story cites multiple Tweets from Sainz complaining about being in a men’s locker room and how she dressed appropriately at the team’s practice. She claims she wore jeans and a white button-up blouse. Hmmmm, white button-up blouse in the New Jersey heat… twenty bucks says Mark Sanchez’s passer rating was lower than the distance of her nearest bra.
Indeed, she should be treated just like male reporters. Male reporters who wear skin tight capri pants and tied-up white button-up blouses. In the meantime, TV Azteca has reassigned Ines to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Maybe they were barking at her. Look at that face. She’s a fucking Mutt
I don’t know home many times I’ve told my boys, never call chicks broads. -RJ Fletcher, UHF
RIP
Is Ines Sainz Spanish for “Butterface”? Becacuse it should be.
+1 Punch. UHF quotes will always get my respect.
Jesus look at that figure. You look up “hot” in the dictionary and it’s masturbating to Ines Sainz.
Tough crowd here today, her face isn’t the best but that body goes a long way making up for it.
Jason Taylor wanted to get close to her but his GPS kept sending him over to Mike Westhoff.
It’s hard to hear anything but the DJ in strip clubs, so cat calls are new to her. No word on how honking horns effect her yet either.
What a boat load on her part. Obviously she goes out of her way to attract attention and from all of her pics, thrives on it. Now she feels hurt, etc. Like WTF?
it would be a lot easier if she would just take her clothes off.
Ask her for her papers…
Another average girl with a hot ass trying to get attention. Shocking development… [dismissive wanking motion]
Any truth that Kris Jenkins did the ‘rippin and the tearin’ moves for her?
*Rex Ryan walks over to the grill*
My, where did you get that lovely spatula? Anyway, gimme a steak, medium rare.
*Sainz walks in*
Whoa! Red snapper…is very tasty!
I wonder if anyone in “mainstream media” even fucking realizes that the harder turdbaits like Tony Dungy and scatcunts like Sainz try to bury the fuckin’ Jets, the more they are going to end up growing the urban legend of Rex Ryan and war pussy?
I mean, I never gave much of a rat’s ass about NYJ until they drafted Shonn Greene. Then KSK happened to have some hilarious shit about Rex Ryan that I want to prison fuck because I love it so much. Enter the fucking buzzkills to try to ruin our damn fun!
Well fuck these shitheads trying to pull the rug out from under the NYJ! I hope the Jets go on to the Superbowl and demolish the Vikings and irreparably damage Bret Favre’s spine, thus crushing two of beloved most cherished icons in one fell swoop…and I hope they do it with Rex Ryan calling plays from a sideline titanium-reinforced porta-potty!
Let’s send her to cover the Arizona Cardinals. I hear they love foreigners. Love to deport them. Haha good one Jay
I am really tired of hearing Dungy talk about anything. He wins one Superbowl in 10 years with the best QB this century, and takes about 20 top ten draft picks in Tampa and makes it to the playoffs? Great coach? Really? Sit down and shut up Tony, you are the Bobby Cox of football. And why should the rest of us listen to you? After all, your own son decided to eat a bullet.
Wait… You guys can see her face?!?!?!?
I remember the simpler times when a sideline reportress was all too happy to be molested by Joe Namath and took it for the drunken compliment it was intended to be rather than getting all uppity in two languages and calling in the Goodell Dignity Patrol to “re-educate” highly paid Neanderthals for being male and at least mildly observant.
If she thinks this was abuse she should try giving Al Gore a massage.
Mark Sanchez tried to make a pass at her but wound up getting the camera man’s phone number instead, he blamed his tight end.
*slow clap for greek*
wow,guys, this girl is “beyond butterface”! Do u need glasses?????
Chica, I don’t know much about Mexican sports,but you’ve got “Dos Santos” in the back of your pants.
If Ines wears provocative outfits to a football game while reporting the news then maybe it was inappropriate attire??
Maybe so but she is soooo hot she should expect the comments :)
Wow. I was excited upon seeing the pictures from afar. Then, zoom. gack! There should just be a pic of her on the wikipedia definition of “Butterface”