This is one of the bigger stories of the day, you know, aside from the fact that the NFL starts tonight and Shakey hitting puberty: ESPN anchor Chris Berman has decided not to shave his upper lip. Personally, I love it. I’m of the mindset that if hair doesn’t grow on top of your head, you should grow it wherever you can. Lips, armpits. Wherever.
It won’t be long before some angry rights group comes out against mustaches, claiming that they’re oppressive against women or bad for the environment or cause cancer, so I say grow that sumb:tch out and showcase your manliness to the world. This might be the thing that gets me to fall in love with Berman all over again.
Or not.
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We can only hope that it gorws out of control and suffocates him. On the air. And and and it take out Tom Jackson, as well. And Keyshawn. And Buck and Aikman. And T.O. And Kobe. What was I talking about?
Will his mustache pick the Bills to make it to the Super Bowl though?
They say old couples start to look alike after a while.
I guess those rumors about him and Matt Millen are true.
Well, he did pick the Bills to win this league, along with the Eagles for some strange reason.
But it really was near impossible to listen to his picks or any reasons why, you just kept staring at the hideous moustache thinking:
“That can’t be real… Well, maybe it is but it looks so stupid and creepy! The hell is he thinking!?! I can never listen to any of his picks again with something so ridiculous..”
He may as well put on clown makeup..
Nothing wrong with hair on us men’s faces. We’ve been hairy for eons and Berman already has credibility. Good move, Chris.
It looks like Berman’s trying to bring the mustache (sigh) back, back, back, back, back!
//shoots self in face
We at the American Mustache Institute approve.
Looks Like Sargent Schultz…