
We have an encore for our Miami Hurricanes fight post, but this one is much more of a human story. A couple makes their way to a young tough hanging out with a chum, and then things slowly escalate. Yeah, I’d be upset if I had to watch live tennis too, but then the older gentleman decides to get rough and bites off a little more than his dentures can chew. This is why I’ll never watch tennis in person. It’s just way too dangerous.
The running commentary was pretty good, too, at least until the end where he got a little sassy.


“Bitch, get your fat ass outta my face if you think Ivan Lendl was better than Boris Becker.”
LIKE DON RICKLES IS GONNA DO SUMTHIN’?
i’m racist against old women too.
the pedro vs. zimmer feud continues.
also, good cameramen keep their mouths shut, let the story do the talking. that dude sounded like some new jewish-hispanic-retarded hybrid.
Fake.
There is no way in hell that many people show up to watch tennis.
Talk about an over-reaction from the crowd.
In hockey, we would call this a “donnybrook”. The one guy lipped off, the old guy was defending his woman’s honour, they tussled, it’s over. Nothing to see here. Now, can we all get back to watching some terrible tennis?
Fucking tennis. How does it work?
just goes to show old people dont get a free pass when they act like idiots
Another New York fag getting his ass whopped.
I think they got into an argument over who was hotter in their prime, Pamela Anderson or Greta Garbo.