“I’ll have the white schooner, on the rocks, please.” via.
- Is that a banana sticking out of your banana outfit or are you just happy to see me?
- How to Make a Game Out of a Movie (That Doesn’t Suck) Uproxx
- You had me at “amphibious snake robot.” I’ll never get into a swimming pool again.
- The new Cleveland Cavaliers jerseys for next season. It’s satire, people.
- Hey, somebody give that bull a hot dog! Uh, never mind. He appears to be getting one himself.
- Look people, you can’t say the N-word in public any more. Or any less. Fresh…respected.
THE Smoking Section.
- If you’re not familiar with microgifting, this would be a good primer for you.
- If these guys say that there’s hope for the Kansas City Chiefs this season, then it must be true.
Bleacher Report [slideshow]
- Everything I needed to learn about the playground, I learned from watching “Oz.”
THE Smoking Jacket.
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