
The best and worst thing about working from my mother’s basement home in your pajamas is the occasional visitor. Yesterday, that was Savannah, who dropped off a pair of the new K-Swiss Tubes, as seen in that crazy Kenny Powers video earlier this week. You’ll notice that Savanna is not wearing pants, and honestly, that’s the only way to bring anything to my door. Oh, and the shoes are great, too. Big ups to Savannah for pulling that off; she probably laughs every time she sees a sign that reads “No shirt, no shoes, no service.”
Anyway, to recap: Bring me free stuff. Don’t wear pants. This isn’t rocket surgery, people. Here’s our original post of the Kenny Powers video from Monday. The world would be a better place if more ads had the word “bukkake” in them.
- Is Tarvaris Jackson ready to assume command of the Vikings offense? Spoiler alert: No.
Rumors & Rants. - Seriously, we could have condoms in the news every day if we wanted to do that. They’re like the Derek Jeter of birth control.
Uproxx. - This is for the nerds: potential TV crossovers in the sci-fi genre.
TV Squad. - Ugh, is there really going to be another Twilight? Here are three batty book proposals ripe for excessive fandom.
Uproxx. - Reason No. 593 why I’ll never buy a Mac.
College Humor. - Which athlete best embodies the ethos of Washington, DC? Take a guess. Or don’t.
SB Nation DC., @JapersRink - Chan Ho Park was just plucked off waivers by the Pirates, who are still driving around in that old Pontiac that my dad gave them seven years ago.
River Ave. Blues. - Bizarre story about a housing situation in North Carolina.
WBTV, via @kokomodianne
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The paternity lawyer that showed up at my house was wearing pants. :(
She’s cute, but in addition to forgetting pants it looks like she also forgot her boobies.
The IRS agent that showed up at my house was not wearing pants.
Yada…yada…yada…. no more wage garnishment for me!
Meh. I’ve got time to rub one out.
I assume you invited her in, to…ummmm… meet your mother?
Did she give you anal?
Wow, I didn’t know you lived with Will Sasso.
UU, your standards are impeccable, I’m sure.
Oh, look at you with your fancy double doors!
PSST… DUDE… WEDDING RING
I need more pantless women over at my house.
Savannah… yes, I like it. Bad angle for the ta-ta’s though.
Holy shit, Punte. Do you star in Dreamworks animated movies with that expression?
Punte, I have to say you are looking quite dapper these days. #MOHOMO.
Also, commenter bros fronting like they wouldn’t hit that: You are playing yourselves.
Okay, who is Savannah? At least give us a last name so I can Google this cutie :)