The best and worst thing about working from
my mother’s basement home in your pajamas is the occasional visitor. Yesterday, that was Savannah, who dropped off a pair of the new K-Swiss Tubes, as seen in that crazy Kenny Powers video earlier this week. You’ll notice that Savanna is not wearing pants, and honestly, that’s the only way to bring anything to my door. Oh, and the shoes are great, too. Big ups to Savannah for pulling that off; she probably laughs every time she sees a sign that reads “No shirt, no shoes, no service.”
Anyway, to recap: Bring me free stuff. Don’t wear pants. This isn’t rocket surgery, people. Here’s our original post of the Kenny Powers video from Monday. The world would be a better place if more ads had the word “bukkake” in them.
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SB Nation DC., @JapersRink
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River Ave. Blues.
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WBTV, via @kokomodianne