Rest In Meat

• The daughter of America’s ambassador to Taiwan got drunk and fell out of a 20-story window. Police will now start operating sobriety checkpoints in elevators of high-rise apartment buildings.
  NY Post.
• This issue with Conde’ Nast is so awesome that it almost makes me wish that I smoked pot.
  Gamma Squad.
• The War on Cleavage has begun.
  Warming Glow.
• I think this is news about people getting stuff stuck on their cars and bikes and driving around. You should just read it and correct me if that’s trouble.
  Uproxx News.
• Don’t call it a comeback; this sports blog has been here for years, rocking their peers.
  Awful Announcing.
• Japan being Japan: this might be the first documented instance of “Gundam-related arson.”
  Comics Alliance.
• “Hey buddy, did you realize that you’ve had a bullet in your head for the last five years?”
  Ego TV.
• Players attacking fans. Why yes, it IS a top ten. How’d ya guess?
  Bleacher Report [slideshow].
• “Prancing Michael Cera” is your internet meme of the week.
  Uproxx.

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