Since learning that St. Louis Cardinals Manager Tony LaRussa and Triple Crown contender Albert Pujols will be attending Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington DC this weekend, phones have been ringing off the hook at Busch Stadium. I know this because I haven’t been able to call Felipe Lopez today to ask him how his hunt for the single season errors record is going. It’s no debate that Beck is a polarizing figure in the world of political talking heads, and it certainly doesn’t help that LaRussa previously made news for endorsing Arizona’s immigration law.

However, despite the outrage over their decision to attend, LaRussa insists that it has nothing to do with politics. Regardless, shouldn’t the anti-Beck contingent be hopeful that the man with the strongest bat in baseball is going to be in the same place as the Fox News pundit?
Salute my Washington Monument, Huffington Post:
“I made it clear when we were approached: I said, ‘If it’s political, I wouldn’t even approach Albert with it.’ I don’t want to be there if it’s political,” La Russa said. “I don’t know who’s going to be there, who’s going to accept it. But the gist of the day is not political. I think it’s a really good concept, actually.”
Beck’s rally will also feature former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
So instead of talking about how Pujols and my pick for NL MVP, Joey Votto, are neck-and-neck to win a Triple Crown this year, we’re going to hear about how terrible LaRussa and Pujols are for exercising their liberties and attending a speaking event while they’re in DC to play the Nationals. Maybe the Cardinals just want to be around a crowd of people at some point during this series.


OH HO HO! Ees funny because nobody goes to the Nationals games.
Yes, thank you Fouad.
Let’s follow the money here. Albert Pujols, whose name sounds strikingly like poo wholes, receives his paychecks from William DeWitt Jr. Dewitt Jr. makes his money from Reynolds, DeWitt & Co. which owns Arby’s. Arby’s serves roast beef NOT pork to cater to the Muslim Extremists. Transitive theory, Albert Pujols is a terrorist. Now where’s my chalkboard?
That may have been my favorite Daily Show segment ever.
I’m sorry, but how can anyone consider this rally “not political”?
Regardless, shouldn’t the anti-Beck contingent be hopeful that the man with the strongest bat in baseball is going to be in the same place as the Fox News pundit?
I am printing that out and putting in with my Cheetarah hentai.
What?
Burnsy, did you watch the Daily Show and Colbert last night? They both tore Beck to shreds about this stupid rally.
LaRussa is drunk 6 days out of 7. He probably thinks it’s a Jeff Beck concert.
I have it Tivo’d so I can watch it after my threesome with Miranda Kerr and Tori Black tonight.
LaRussa’s ear hair is a WMD.
Beck is real…agree or disagree…but…his message is real and no hidden agenda
Yeah Jim, Beck is real like any other actor playing a character! As he has stated repeatedly in his interviews, he is an entertainer…
Just because he makes $40M each year off suckers like you, does not make him real…Unless you consider Homer Simpson real…
No Otto Man? wtf
@Jim
IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!!
Funny how hose who try to make fun of Beck admit to watching Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Once again proving that not only that the Left is hypocritical, but also fucking stupid.
Funny how hose who try to make fun of Beck admit to watching Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Why is that funny? The people who watch Beck worship the man — did you hear the introductions at the rally? He’s “America’s History Professor,” he’s the greatest orator of our generation, he’s a force sent here by God, blah blah blah.
Find me one person who has ever said anything as fucking knob-slobbery about Jon Stewart. One.
You’re a fucking retard, and so is anyone who believes what that idiot is selling.
Yes, it’s funny how people who love making fun of Glenn Beck love watching people who make fun of Glenn Beck. It’s just amazing how funny common ground is.
@ parris island
Sorry I didn’t chime in, but there’s no emoticon for “dismissive wanking gesture” as far as I know.
Glenn Beck is so stupid lol. haha he probly is like has a fifth grade brain. i want to post on a website. obamanama is the king like mj!!!
fox news is so dumb n stuff. i care about the issues like pakstan.
IS THAT NOT LOL IT’S LOLZ. If you’re gonna make fun of liberals atleast get the lingo right. Mouth breather..