Newly minted Seattle Seahawk head coach Pete Carroll’s never ending tour of trying to be the zany coach every player is supposed to love continued this week as he used the old parlor trick retirement home facilitators use to thin out the herd by putting a fake snake in a water cooler then videotaping the subsequent reactions. Make sure to watch until the end where you can see a pissed off Matt Hasselbeck grab the offending plastic serpent by the neck as he searches for a perpetrator to murder. Spoilsport!
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I like how Hasselbeck grabs it out of scared shock, if that was real he’d look like a guy who was even more dieing of a venom slow death. You assholes blog about Strasburg yet? Living in Chicago I witnessed the death of Prior and Wood, it’s a shitty feeling, sorry Nats fans, if you exist
Jetski, don’t feel bad for D.C. this town is terrible for sports. I hail from the midwest and we take our losing in stride, by burning and looting.
Hasselbeck thought it was real, grabbed it, and was hoping to give it to his sister-in-law for Christmas.
Hasselbeck should be happy. The scare made him pee a little because he doesn’t have a going problem, he has a growing problem.
Hasselbeck knew it was there, had heard the commotion before and was trying to look cool… since he can’t on the field.