Pop some champagne and kiss a stranger on the street, because ESPN talking head and notorious asshole Jay Mariotti has been arrested and jailed in Los Angeles, where he was booked on suspicion of a felony offense. The L.A. Times says:
A source with knowledge of the case described it as a domestic disturbance charge involving his girlfriend. He was being held on $50,000 bail.
Mariotti’s legions of fans raced to Twitter to provide a groundswell of support for the columnist who makes Skip Bayless look sympathetic:
“I heard about Mariotti’s arrest and instantly heard the ‘clo-doink’ sound effect of Tony Reali taking points off his score.” – @edsbs
“I guess [Mariotti's] taste for killing and eating babies finally caught up with him.” — @mattufford
“Seeing that Jay Mariotti was arrested is like finding a bicycle made of naked women under my Christmas tree.” – @MayorBurnsy
We’ll have more details on Monday. Until then, we wish Mr. Mariotti a long, sleepless weekend of violent prison anal gang rape. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
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Shouldn’t Mariotti have been arrested for assaulting all of us with his thoughts years ago?
Another fucktard, do as I say not as I do.
“Another fucktard, do as I say not as I do.”
Can anyone explain that? Did a cat walk across the keyboard and grunt out some nonsense?
I think it’s because all the times Reali screwed him over in Showdown all of last week, he didn’t win once.
Fucking fucktards. How do they work?
He cant beat anyone on around the horn, so he goes home and beats his girlfriend. Im sure the fight started over who used the last of the blow and their dealer was outa town for the weekend.
Also i heard he is sharing a cell with the paint huffer!
Did Ufford quote himself again?
He got sick and tired of Woody Paige’s retard blackboard messages.
Going mainstream with the quote in Wall Street Journal – “Pop some champagne and kiss a stranger on the street,” With Leather’s Matt Ufford writes of the news.